"CANDID CANYON"
It pulled up to the Canyon's rim,
That shiny SUV.
A-flowing over, to the brim,
With handsome family.
Its father/driver then alit,
Camcorder in the hand,
To tape a bit that would befit
The jewel known as Grand.
The children opt to change their plea,
The Canyon's trails to roam.
But daddy says, "Stay where you be,
You'll see the Canyon, wild and free.
You'll see it with your mom and me,
On 27-inch Tv,
As soon as we get home!"