“DOES ANYBODY CARROT ALL?”
Optometrists, while often right,
Are sometimes  clearly out of sight.
Their brains get tangled, tongues are loose, When  they're prescribing
carrot juice,
Insuring thus, for you and me,
More visual acuity.
And that it works I have no doubt.
In fact, I threw my  glasses out.
But let me tell you something, Doc:
I'm up all night ('til five o'clock).
I cannot sleep, 'cause, holy cow,
I see right through my eyelids now!