"CAT-A-PULPIT"
I know a girl  in Salt Lake City,
Just five years old, who owns a kitty.
This mother cat  had borne a litter.
(I learned this from a baby-sitter.)
So, to the site I  made a beeline,
Bent on shooting photos, feline.
"Where are those beauties?" I did prod.
"My daddy took them to see God."
"And where, pray tell, sweet cherubim,
Would someone go to look for Him?"
Her sweet  response evoked a cackle:
I'll swear she said, "The tabbynackle!"