"D.A.D.D. (DRUNKS AGAINST DRUNK  DRIVERS)" When drinking drivers hit the road There's often hell to  pay; An alcoholic overload Can take a life away. There's very little  humor in Those dark scenarios In which some loaded maniac Just takes the wheel and goes. But tongue-in-cheek I bare a plan Where "sober" will not do, Where ev'ry driver, to a man, From midnight until two Must be inebriated, plowed, Just crazy in the head. No sober folks would be  allowed. (They're safely home in bed.) The cops can nail'em, one by one, For some offense or t'other, While those not caught can have their  fun A-killin' one another.