"IT TAKES A LICKIN'..."
"Dear Mrs. Smythe, I'm glad to see
Two weeks is all it took,
From that dark day you fired me,
To find another cook.
I'm sorry that I dropped that roast
In Mrs. Snooty's lap.
She screamed and I just had to yell,
'Please shut your big, fat yap!'
And though I miss your kids a lot,
It's leaving 'Schultz' I hate.
That St. Bernard worked doggone hard
To clean each dinner plate.
Yours truly,
Julie."