BOOK 'MARK'
I took one look and bought a book,
If anyone should care.
It told me how, by hook or crook,
To make a millionaire.
I swear  I took it all to heart,
And also all to soul.
At least I'm sure I did my part
To help me reach that goal.
I scrimped, I saved 'most ev'ry  cent;
In poverty I wallowed.
And what was left was always spent
On sequel-books that followed.
I did produce a millionaire.
At least that's  how it looks.
Oh no, not me; it is, you see,
The guy who writes those books!