"LET US  SPRAY" A joy of which I'll not partake Is eating children's birthday cake. The milestones that  they celebrate Inspire kids to salivate. To "blow out" candles, in a  word, Is really patently absurd. Each puff contains sufficient  moisture To propagate your av'rage oyster. So, Birthday Boy and Ditto Daughter, Withhold from me your whiff of water. I do not need some little  squirt To atomize on my dessert. Among the things I cannot do Is have  my cake and drink it, too.