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"SINGAPOREAN STING"
With cup in hand I sit and guzzle
Coffee, with my crossword puzzle,
Trusting I'll not find anew
Another grossly-misspelled clue,
Whose perpetrator should be dipped
In boiling oil, or even whipped.
Fifteen lashes should be plenty;
What the hell, let's give him twenty.
Yes, twenty strokes should teach that clown:
With 6 across and 14 down.
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