“STOW RAGE”
My parking costs are up a peg.
They want an arm and then a  leg
To store my rig. It's rather small.
I shouldn't have to pay at all.
I'm thinking I might press my luck
And buy myself a Fed-Ex  truck,
Or maybe one from UPS,
For either one would work, I guess.
Were I to captain one of these,
I'd park it anyplace I'd please.