“SUGAR BABE”
My honey has a sweet-tooth
For candy, cookies, cake.
To have  just one more midnight snack,
All night she'll stay awake.
She gobbles  down the goodies
As if to beat the band.
The wondrous thing about it  is
She eats with either hand.
She starts out with her right one,
Then switches to the other.
Her diet is no lite one,
But super-sweet? Oh, brother!
And though she ought to weigh a ton,
She's just one hundred pounds of fun.
She's the girl I truly love:
My ambi-dextrose turtledove.