DOUBLE-TALK
"You have, old chap, the widest yap
That I have ever seen."
The dentist voiced it once again;
I thought it rather  mean.
"Now, Doc," I said, "my face is red.
I feel like such a freak.
You said it TWICE, and that's not nice;
Be kinder when you speak."
He said, "My friend, I don't intend
To make you out a  dunce.
But honestly, I'll guarantee
I said it only ONCE!"