"VINDICATION"
My ex has found a guy, quite newly,
As "perfect" as a man  can be,
A vast improvement on yours truly,
And here is what he thinks of  me:
"My predecessor, you are clearly
Quite unfit to sup with swine.
If truth be told you are not nearly
Good enough with pigs to dine!"
'Twas  then my ex plunged into battle,
Thus, it seemed, to take MY side:
"To  mingle with those porcine cattle,
I'd say he's MORE than qualified!"